Are there any other dorks out there who watch the Weather Channel daily? Just me? Oh…ok. Well, in any case if you’ve heard about the lovely weather slamming the Midwest in the last few days I thought I’d let everyone know we’re ok.
It’s been raining like crazy for a week now but Friday the fun really began for me personally when, at just after 3:00 p.m., the local tornado sirens went off. I was at home alone with Gavin (who naps until 4:00 mind you). I didn’t grow up in the Midwest so the mere threat of tornados usually have me pretty nervous. So when town sirens go off I suddenly have pictures in my head of mass devastation and carnage in the wake of an F5 twister. I also have the Wicked Witch of the West theme song playing in the far recesses of my mind but I digress…
So the sirens go off and I did what I usually do in such cases of personal panic: I call my hubby. Turns out they sound the alarm when the weather people escalate us from a tornado watch to a warning, not necessarily because a twister had been seen close by on the ground. Slightly reassuring but I still grabbed Gavin and the dog and headed for the basement (which is gross and badly in need of a cleaning so I was stuck holding Monkey Boy for 15 minutes while waiting for things to calm down. Overall, Friday wasn’t so bad but it still shook me and Gavin was consequently crabby for the rest of the evening.
Saturday was much more “fun.” Other than the heat and humidity, it was a beautiful day and I was able to get some weeding done while Mr. S washed his car. By mid-afternoon though the sky became ominous. We were concerned because we’d planned a cook-out with friends at our house (ETA: 6:30). At about 4:45 the local sirens sound again… this time the warning will last an hour. So we head back down to the basement with dog and baby in tow. This time Mr. S has the brilliant idea to bring the pack ‘n’ play downstairs. Our Monkey Boy happily played with my cell phone for about 20 minutes and that was nice.
Yet again, no twister came through but the evil factor by then switched from WIND to WATER. Great big gobs of water…gallons of water. And by gallons I mean, literally, billions of gallons PER DAY (the amount of rain we’ve received so far this weekend was equivalent to 10.4 billion gallons per day).
UNCLE!!!